No...SERIOUSLY!

When military families are waiting for homecoming they never think it will be put off by a volcano! This time that is EXACTLY what has happened to several families. Explaining it to others is about as fun as it sounds to WAIT. Yesterday I had a twisted and humorous experience with it. I had taken the kids to the library on post and was asked to fill out an information sheet on my account. When I handed it to the man behind the counter, he notices that I have put my email down. This REALLY shouldn't have been a big surprise since it said "the email you would like notifications sent to if different from the sponsor's email."

I guess it was more than he could grasp because he launched into an explanation of why they MUST email the sponsor. I listened and then reassured him that I didn't care what they sent to either email, the books won't be late anyhow. No big deal right? Well, at this point the gentleman says "well we can email you if your soldier is deployed." This is where it got fun.

I said "well he is deployed." To which he replies "when do you expect him back?" His pen is in hand- ready to write my answer on the paper for "official purposes." Okay. HA HA! In a very serious voice, and no smile on my face because I want him to take me seriously I said "yesterday."

At this point he looks at me like I have lost my marbles. Yes perhaps, but there is no way I can make this story up. So, judging my face, he asks "why isn't he back?" With the same serious face I replied simply "volcano." I thought this man was going to crack up, he was looking at me like you might look at Saturday Night Live's most twisted episode. You could almost hear his brain shouting "IS THIS A JOKE?" After he realizes I am not laughing, he then decides to carry on. "When do you expect him back then?"

"When the volcano decides to put a cap on it."

"So, when do you think this will be?"

I laugh a nervous laugh here because really...

He is still holding the pen, "Deployed until:" is written on the paper.

"Why don't you just put down May because if it goes longer than that we are going to have an issue."

So, now my form at the library reads Deployed until: May due to volcano.


I am not sure if that man really believed me, he was still looking at me like I had told him magic fairies were invading the card catalog when I left. I however walked out laughing because it isn't everyday that you get to say deployed and volcano in the same sentence.